the Nerd Group sitting next to me right now is having a legitimately heated argument over how many times you can flip a water bottle. two of em say you can flip it twice at most, one of em says you can do it three times & says they did before & one of em is really pissed because they got hit in the face with a bottle and it made a really funny noise and i laughed
The McDonald’s french fry
is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it
can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I
mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone
cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm,
fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s
french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)
